WHAT THE FU?
What's all this about then?
ZingFu lets you take your photos and put them into our Zings (we've got 100s and add more each week). Select one of the Zings below, upload a photo from your computer, and whammy! Your photo is now 300% dumber. Send it to friends or even your arch-nemesis. They can comment on your Zing and tell you how dumb it is. You can also post your Zing in your MySpace profile, in MySpace comments, or in MySpace bulletins.
How do I add my Zing to MySpace?
You can copy the MySpace code from the Zing page or from your ZingFolio. On both of these pages there is a link that says "post to MySpace". Click on that link and it'll open a box with the code. Then just paste that code into a section on your MySpace profile, into a MySpace comment, or into a MySpace bulletin.
Does the MySpace code work on sites other than MySpace?
Sure. You can use the code in lots of other places, like xanga, friendster, farq, etc. It will work in any site that lets you add html comments. We like to use it in the forums section of our fantasy football site to tell our commissioner he's a jerk.
My friend doesn't allow HTML in his/her comments.
Well that's not very fun. Then you won't be able to add the MySpace code, but you can add the link to your Zing into your comment on his/her page. Just copy the website address for your Zing into the comment. And you should also mention in your comment how lame your friend is for being afraid of HTML. Oooh... HTML so scary! Me so scared!
How do I view the Zings I created?
If you're registered on the site, your new Zings will all be saved in your ZingFolio. So just sign in and click "my ZingFolio" at the top of the page. If you create Zings as an anonymous user, you will need to keep track of the URL yourself, either through a bookmark or emailing or copying the URL somewhere. Hey, membership has its privileges.
Do you have a Zing for [insert random idea here]?
Depends on your random idea, but if you don't see something, you can certainly ask for it. We're quite happy to let you do the thinking for us.
What if somebody's Zing violates the law with some gross stuff going on?
Yikes, we don't want that on our site either. Tell us what the issue is and send us a link. If we agree that the Zing is objectionable we'll take it down.
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