Control people's minds by adding a 'Subliminal' message to your photo!
Classy framez for your classless pics.
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You make my heart go pitter patter, and my groin tingle.
These people are famous. You are lonely and weird.
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Some people are thinkers. Others are talkers. We don't like either of them.
Congratulations, you won something and nobody cares.
Gringos no comprende.
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This is your 15 minutes of fame. Enjoy it.
Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Find your celebrity mugshot look-alike.
ZingFu your Bebo! (that sounds really weird.)
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You know you're hot. Show the world your hotness. Like these people did.
We've pealed back the shiny blue cellophane wrapper.
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Because you're a poor bastard and can't afford a plane ticket.
Your country is old and smells like feet.
This may be the only way you'll ever be in a photo with someone hot.
Is that a leprechaun in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?
We stole this idea from the State Fair. See you on the Tilt-a-Whirl suckers!
Pimp your profiles with Zing bling.
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You know those motivational posters? This is like the opposite of that.
Sometimes all your photo needs is an elegant title.
All the cool stuff that needs no fancy explanation.
©2009 National Lampoon
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